Time 2 Electrify!

Titan

Rumors have been spreading around the globe that the people's champ will come back to professional wrestling after being in many successful movies.Movies didn't bring too much joy to The Rock as much as it was in the ring,especially when he grabs the mic in his hand then the entertainment begins...
The crowd was utterly bored and their eyes for a moment were going to sleep as the show goes back to a commercial of John Cena retaining the title at Feel The Steel
Suddenly the lights turn off for a second & an entrance video is played on the PA system with a theme song that even gave life back to the undead

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL.....
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING....

The fans' in the arena just got on their feet and were bursting out excitement like never before seen in IIWF because real entertainment has just arrived to the building.The People's Champ walks moves the curtains out of his way and stands on the ramp inhaling that wonderful atmosphere surrounding him given by the audience.Wearing black shades,with a "Just Bring It" shirt,black jeans along with some kicks.Then the devil himself The Rock walks down looking left and right,gets on the edge of the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.Where you see camera are taking shots of the magnificent great one.One of the staff workers hands Rocky a microphone.The music stops and the lights were turned back on,he stand in the middle of the ring and the crowd chanting "ROCKY!ROCKY!ROCKY!" and you could see a huge smile on The Rock's face.He raises the mic to his mouth slowly and lowers his head

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Finally....The Rock has....
Woah what the ?!?!

The Rock sniffs the mic and immediately lets go of it and grabs another of his own

Freddy for god's sake did u wipe your ass with that microphone i mean woooooooooooo Jesus!Stop ordering those burgers with extra mayo and back off the chilli cheese fries u disgusting slime.Just get out of my face before i whip your rotten candy ass!

Freddy the staff worker rushes backstage humiliated

The best decision you ever made but keep your head up ok or i'll tell Santa Obese Claus not to send you that race car from Disney Land.
Now where was I...hmmmmm....
oh yeah...
The Rock Has Finally Come Back to SMACKDOWN!
Now let's get down to business you all know why i came back,it's saving you from wasting two hours of your life even watching a donkey playing with his penis is much better than this.Seriously people why do you pay money to watch retards jumping on each other.What about the people at home,why do you watch wrestling,because your mothers force you,oh hell no!
Now you individuals have a reason to watch IIWF,and that reason is standing in this ring addressing you none other than the handsome tricky devil himself The Rock!

The fans cheer on Rocky and totally agree with him

Changes are going to happen when i'm around Smackdown and that is to electrify this brand to a whole new level!Seriously who can bring your hopes up like Christmas morning other than me...
Let me check my list.I wrote it down before i came here,yeah i wrote the names of the guys in the locker room,I'm damn straight!Michael Cole over there is gay.Oh yeah believe it or not!Last time i saw him he was peeking to see some of my testicles
Not let me get this list out of my pocket

The fans cry out from laughter and pulls ou ta paper

Like i said Michael it's a paper not a condom so don't get too excited there slick.So everyone please with all do respect SHUT THE FUCK UP!Because The Rock is about to read
ahahmmmm...
We got MVP...what does that stand for?Most Vicious Penis?Haha no one's weeny is more vicious than the Rock's just ask Lillian Garcia!
Another dude called William Regal.I think i still do remember that British stuck up,always felt tempered and pissed.Bitch just take a viagra pill and head to the beach!
Wow now we got Kane...oh my god is he still walking through walls?It's he replaced one of his eyeball with one of Obama's,Kane you need assistance....medical assistance
Now we jump to a name called Randy Orton,now i heard that before he does an RKO he taunts by fucking the canvas then striking it.I mean the Rock can't understand why you people even watch this damn show
But whatever....hmm...Undertaker!Thought he was dead he's still alive that old geezer is still walking around here?Well i think he's better off getting me my cheeseburger with no ketchup!
What's this?Botchista?or whatever they damn spell it.Who is this casanova?A copycat of a buff Ozzy Ozbourne taking a shower in the playboy Mansion?
Last and Final Name is John Cena.Yeah yeah yeah i i know him.He's the IIWF World Heavyweight Champion and what a disgrace.An amateur holding the word title is just sick and wrong...A rapper from massachussetts walking all gangster with stupid catchphrases like:"You Can't See Me"
Oh believe me we can all see you and the problem is that your blind mama fucked King Kong in a suburban motel on their honeymoon.Wearing shirts from black to blue,orange to red oh just decide because you look like a rainbow bitch

Now enough of these losers and i honestly don't have a word to describe them...oh wait there is
SUCK!
I'm going to lay the smackdown on your candy asses!
I'm Jabroni beatin,Pie eatin,Trail blazin,eyebrow raisin,peoples champ,THE ROCK!
If Ya Smell What The Rock Is....

The Rock is interrupted by______,the people's champ raises his eyebrow and lowers his shades waiting for this unexpected superstar

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TBC:Anyone from SD
OOC:Hope u guyz liked it and plz read it and reply because i didn't write all to waste so i put my effort into this rp.Comments are appreciated Smile

Crusador

Great promo. Wish I was on SD :/

Titan

thx man,i wish too cz ur one of the guys still around here who do gr8 rps

Legend

That's hawt...

Titan

Thanks m8
appreciate it Smile

Legend

wow paul thats a fucking awesome promo bro ur legendary promos are back Very Happy

Legend

rock gets interrupted by Wade barrets theme song it hits the arena and the crowd start booing.

wade barret is seen standing on the ramp. he gives a sick smile and walks down the ramp and the crowd boos him as he gets near the ring he climbs the steel steps and enters the ring .wade looks at the rock for some seconds and smiles .he then picks up a microphone stands toe to toe with rock and begins to speak.

::**WADE BARRET**::

very funny rock very funny .you surely get these pathetic people entertained by your lame jokes . so dwyane the rock johnson is back the great one . well rock ive heard everything u had to say and the best part was you called every superstar in smackdowns name u made fun of them called them losers and said they suck . well i agree with you rock they do but you are forgetting someone and that is me the great wade barret .

you see rock u dint call my name .do u even know who i am?( rock tries to speak but barret interrupts him) i wasnt finished .. well i guess u do no my name is the reason u dint call me and made fun of me the reason was because you fear me and respect me . well thats a good sign rock because you just saved the candy ass of yours thats what u say right .

wade gives a devilish smile to rock and begins to speak.

well rocky since u left the wrestling business things have chnaged a lot new eras have begun .. and u arejust witnesseing the era of wade barret. when you left the torch was passed to me .you see rock in less than a month i became the IIWF CHAMPION. i won a slammy for break out star i created the most dominant team in the IIWF THE NEXUS.i have ended careers. i have beaten legends and i made sure they never steeped into the ring again.i have taken over factions here .you see i am indeed the future of this company and there is no one in this company who is more talented than me i am mr IIWF. i am the face of IIWF and poster child for smackdown .

i have achieved a lot in this business rock more than any 1 can ever dream to acheive in such a less time . i am the fastest rising superstar in this company and there is no one better than me and there never will be. because u know what rocks hogans and cenas keep comming but there wont be another wade barret .

rock feels sleepy but wade contniues to speak .

u see rock ever since the arrival of me the great wade barret the wins have changed in the IIWF. but there have been problems i was the IIWF champion you see i got injured and had to leave my title but now that i am back i am looking forward for my world title match so it seems u are standing in my way so get our of my ring or suffer the consequences .

as rock begins to speak wade barret interrupts him again.

u know what wait .i think u dont even know who i am .i think i need to teach you a lesson and tell you exactly who i truly am so why dont we have a match me vs you .what do you say great one ? because if there is any one who will beat the homeless power ranger john cena and take his title thats me ..no one else but just me .

as wade says this ROCK FINALLY INTERRUPTS HIM

TBC THE ROCK: or even JOHN CENA DV this is a great point for us to meet

Crusador

Nice segement.

Crusador

Before The Rock can utter a single word,the lights go out and the crowd goes silent for a sec or two,not knowing what's going to happen next both Rock and Barrett look blank but niether one of them have a clue of what's waiting for them,something which will make them realize the price of everything they just said,something which will take the game to a whole new level and this is where it all starts for your WHC the one and only John Cena!

As Barrett and Rock try to figure out the situation,the lights get back on and we can see a red carpet placed on the ramp,the audience in attendance suddenly senses the excitement and it can be felt from the farthest corner of the building.Meanwhile the two guests in the ring look at each other making eye contacts and the mind games begin to work their brains out,the suspense of who is going to come out is clearly seen on their faces but the moment had arrived and it was now time for the arrival of the "Champ"

The Champ is Here !!!

The crowd in attendance get up on their feet to get a glimpse of greatness itself as the WHC John Cena comes out of his den with his strap and steps forward to face the music.As he stands on the ramp he looks at his competitors and then salutes the fans and runs towards the ring with his title to meet his fellow opponents.Barrett and Rock look forward to take a step back as Cena get's inside the ring and looks at them with a smile on his face.Barrett tries to get a quick convo in the middle but Cena ignores him and goes to the opposite direction,throws his cap towards his fans and then signals to cut the music.We can see the fans flooded with Cena chants and his addition into the feud suddenly lightens the atmosphere up as everyone is eagerly waiting for Cena to speak up and thereby put his views in front of the IIWF audience and the two gentlemen standing in the ring with him!

-/John Cena\-

Kicking asses,taking names,cashing checks,breaking necks,the Champ is here baby and with him is the whole of the IIWF Universe !!!

The crowd starts to chant Cena's name as the champ looks at his opponents for a moment and then start's to speak!

And......you two,well it so happened that i was standing backstage listening to you Rock and to be honest i actually enjoyed what you said till the point Wade came out and opened his third grade childish shit speaking mouth and literally.....*close your ears people* "f*cked" the whole segment single handedly! This British speaking cracker went back into history and almost made me fall asleep on the nearby desk,that's how boring you and the words that come out of your mouth are Wade and don't take it too close to your heart Wade,take it straight to your head,rotate it in every direction you can and just think of what you want to say before you actually speak the shit out! Now coming to the gentlemen to my right,the one and only......The Rock! You know i don't know who suggested you this ring name but whoever it was,that guy could not have told you any dumber name then you have right now.Seriously.....The Rock ? Out of the so many words the english dictionary consists of,you went with a name appropriate to a bigger version of a stone ? Well as much as i can tell you about your name,i really don't want to waste my time on it but as your name tells me,your place is not in this ring of mine,infact it belongs in some far away mountain and as a complementary gift to that....you can pose there and actually make some sense to your name rather then acting in movies and getting flop shows each time you decide to do one!

Cena takes a pause for a while and then starts to speak again

But since you made up your mind and decided to come here and start talking trash about me and some of the other guys on the main roster,i want to put you and you Wade to a test.Now it's simple,a lot of people in the back want to face me for my Title but well we all know that everyone just can't get a shot at this thing without paying a price.So this is what we are going to do here,everyone is here to fight,everyone is here to win but to win....you need to actually show me how much better you are then each other,confused right ? I want you two to tell me 5 points against each other which makes you feel that you are better then the other person,it can be as big as you like or as short as you can make but it should make sense,that's the whole idea of this thing.Now after we are done with this i am going to tell you who i actually want to defend my Title against,so Wade you must be damn lucky cause we are going to start this with you my British friend (Wade looks shocked),the stage is all yours (Wade Barrett-What the hell ?) and remember it's only 5 points and not a short version of a history book!

TBC- By xXALIXx (Wade Barrett)

OOC: Please corporate guys,this is going to be fun!

Legend

Wade barret looks angry he raises his microphone and begins to speak.

::**WADE BARRET**::

wow very funny first of all you 2 sure know how to get these lame people laugh over your lame jokes . and cena u had no right to interrupt this conversation because it was gonna be brutal .rocky here was gonna get his ass whopped but now it seems u have given me an oppurtunity.

well its useless to say all of this but ill repeat it again ..i will give you 5 dam points why i am better than the rock.

cena and rock both look at wade as wade speaks

as you can see i became the IIWF champion in less than a month .yes it took me two weeks to become champion making me the fastest regining iiwf champion in history

no one has ever done what i did i became the fastest champion making me the fastest slammy award winner as well .i got a slammy for break out star in a month.

as you can see i created the most dominant faction that has ever steeped foot in the IIWF the nexus togther we have dominated this industry and there was no faction more dominant thean us thye coudnt do anuthing like us and already half of them where champions because of me

i ended the careers of many superstars in my debut i have ended careers i have ended other factions, legends like the big show ,chrstian
The undertaker. ( AS WADE SAYS THIS THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA START BLINKING)i have beaten them all and made sure they never step into this ring again.

cena and rock both look at each other in a serious way they now look at wade again as he
speaks

well i have given u 4 big points i did things which no other superstar is not capble of doing when he comes new hereto this company .soidont need to give u another point well s for rock u dont even need to listen to him because i am indeed themost talented superstar and the future of this company .what do u say cena and rock i think im better than both of u combined?

as wade says this rock reples with a IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK !!! and begins to speakhis 5 points.

TBC: PAUL,THE ROCK

OOC: after ur reply paul .. TBC DV Smile

Admin

damn this is an amazing promo

Crusador

Ryan Wolf wrote:: damn this is an amazing promo

You said it, broski.

Titan

After rocky's legendary catchphrase been replied to Barrett he pulss out his nintendo from his back pocket,he sits down on the mat crossing his legs.Giving everyone in the arena a freakishly confused look on their faces while playing and chuckling heavily

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hahaha oh my god this game of super mario is just amazing,here it comes...
BAM!jumped over the mushroom head

He gets up slowly and then a nasty look at Rock's face looking straight to cena's eyes like daggers

Those are your 5 points bitch,that's why The Rock is better than broken nose Chuck over there.Oh sweet lord who wants to see someone as him raising the world title up high with glory?I mean look at his balls

The Rock points at Barrett's underwear

How come a future so called champion...YEAH RIGHT!
like that going to satisfy a woman with flat pebbles?

Cena starts to laugh along

Huh...Steroid Paris Hilton do you think you're better than the skeleton jabroni with a beaver's haircut on my left?

John tries to reply but as soon as he spits out a word

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
The champion of this company is plain pathetic,or in a better case like i said SUCKS!Looking at it this way,my waist is naked as it in need of some sweet ass gold around it warming it up and no i am not talking about that wax hair remover ad they advertise on television these days
I am the soul of this industry,the rock will layeth the smackdown on your candy asses one by one,whatever it takes to get closer to the world heavyweight championship.And the cockroach infront of that opportunity is Wade Barrett?!

He steps closer to Barrett,eye to eye with tensions building

Haha well i am the Jabroni beatin,lalalalalalalalalawwwww Pie eatin,Trail blazin,eyebrow raisin,better than Barrett and more sharper than a Carrot,The People Champ The Rock!

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TBC:DV/Ali or i'm thinking of ending it

Legend

ooc: awesome and very funny reply i laughed my ass out . do not end it dv will reply here very soon and tbc me then i will end it

Crusador

OOC: Is this the longest running promo IIWF has?

Legend

as cena begins to speak barret interrupts him

::**WADE BARRET**::

hold it there cena . u dont have to speak whats done is done .i am the new 1 contender for the world heavyweight championship and thats final .so did i make my self clear ?

as wade says this the lights in the arena go off and we hear a (BONG!) AS THE LIGHTS come back a bike is there on the ramp .and we see the undertaker standing behind wade barret with a choke slam taunt. the crowd gets electrfied with huge pops .cena an rock look shocked .wade has a baad feeling on his face as he looks back taker chokes his neck and throws him out of the ring with a flying choke slam .sending barret smashing his head on the commentry table ( the crowd goes nuts ). taker then looks at rock and cena but he gets out of the ring picks up the steel steps and as barret stands up taker hits barret with the steel step on his head .making him busted open . taker then places the steel steps on the groundhe does a cut throat taunt signaling for the tombstone pile driver . he picks up barret and stands on the steel steps .hits barret with a tombstone pile driver with his neck breaking on the steel steps (the crowd goes wild as they see wade barrets carrer over .taker then looks at barret with a devilish smile on his face he gets in the ring and cut throats taunts the rock and stares at rock eye to eye then john cena begins to speak.

TBC : JOHN CENA DV.

OOC : AS CENA WILL REPLY THE PROMO WILL END .

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