Subject: Calling out the Animal Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:40 am
The crowd was a graveyard and everyone was quite,speechless and petrified,but then suddenly someone breaks the silence.Suddenly John Cena's theme song hits as the crowd begins to boooo!Most of them aren't with the Cenation.As he walks out the ramp,he smiles a cocky smile and grins.Wearing a dog tag,nike shoes,and a gangster attitude.He snatches a mic from the staff.As he reaches the ring he turns towards the stairs and of the ring,and enters the ring.He grabs the mic,raises it to his mouth,and stares at the IIWF crowd with an ungrateful look
This crowd is live, y'all got more juice than Tropicana.You know where the hell you are? This is Indianapolis, Indiana.And I'm smooth like white chocolate,Cena's a vanilla thriller.My STFU is automatic, like jump shots from Reggie Miller.
John Cena can't resist laughing...
▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ █Doctor of Thugunomics█ ▆ ▅ ▃ ▂ You just saw me break that handicap Ted's only good leg.Well I guess Ted should cut his losses and learn to walk on wooden pegs.It ain't no secret, everyone knew he was gonna get smoked like a joint.Are you blind Ted or what i was in backstage can't you see?you take the mic from Josh mathews your 100%blindness and Maryse i'm garbage?your garbage that's poor and getting paid for dating that beach hobo.If you don't know i speak french as well.See Ted your sackless you know that you'll lose.Now i don't have much time to embarrass ,but this time Maryse is too going to be embarrassed in her own garbage language.
Non, Rien De Rien,Son pouvoir la puissance de l'ombre s'installe ;je suis un poubelle? tu es une idiote?je suis merveilleux parceque je passe' contre ton impayable handicap ami.je suis un bête de démolition.ton ami connaît celui un fou à prendre moi.Mes allocution son merveilleux mais votre là aucun stupide.tu essayer pour un gangster sentir mon métal,mettre le difficile truc tu emballer est un rose pétale.je arrêter maintenant parceque mes mots est trop frais,celles touche toi comme balles arache' dehors ta corps.
the crowd are shocked that Cena speaks Frensh well....
Ted Your words ain't fresh they stale like blu cheese don't try and battle me, im allergic to you , i' m a sneeze you sound like a strugglin frog, ur croakin ya word wassup dawg? why ain't they comin out right? you slip like lemon curd arghh, man was that smell.... it ain't cheese, its a damn turd ,i'm a life taker,wipe your turd with paper and use the paper to decorate your homeless wall but watch you don't trip like your words and fall.
Now for that fartarita my opponent for Hardcore takedown yo check it i'll get your head disconnected and shank you with a dirty needle and get you infected with h.i.v you know that you cant beat me like a lazy fat boy trying to beat obesty.Did you just finish preschool?You think you're calling me the fool .He's the cancer-causing carcinogen.You listen to too much of him,your so stinky that skunks get jealeous!!!!!Your breath is so stinky we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper!!!Your so fat when you got hit by a bus,you said, "Who threw that rock?"Your so fat when you lie on the beach no one else gets sun!Your so fat, when you went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" stop speaking your trash before you'll crash don't shit your tang or you won't be in a gang
Cena waits for his opponent and grins..... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
randy orton is awesome Titan
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:45 am
batista comes out and looks very very piss'd off. he walks slowly down to the ring and enters the ring. he gets a mic from a ringside worker.
batista: cena right now you should shut the fuck up. if you piss me off you are pissing NEW EVOLUTION off!!!!!!!!!!!. so shut up or we will get your life a living nightmare. you saw what we did to the miz and dolph ziggler that was nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!. i going to destroy you at hardcore takedown. first me and randy orton are going to win the tag team titles and after he will punt shawn michaels and i will batista bomb you through the ring!!!!!!. so cena please leave my RING!!!!!!!!!.
tbc-cena
Bling Daddy Admin
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:43 am
This is your ring?huh....how could it fit in you chubby greasy fingers?you see your words ain't fresh you only curse like bruised up flesh.Your so stupid that you take a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.Your so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get you out!Your so fat they use the elastic in your underwear for bungee jumping.Next week my chances of winning.Are slimmer than a busload of anorexic women.Batista, he should be in the Hall of Fame,But I never give up man, that's why they play the game.Like Hugh Hefner on Viagra bro, I ain't gonna back down,Anything can happen on any given Pay per view .Batista make me famous? I'm gonna beat him ,your a brute but i'm a behemoth.I ain't behind the eight ball dude, I rack 'em and break 'em!I'll shock the world and make the Animal fall,And leave him like a clear pool table, with no balls!
Dashing Viper Crusador
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:31 am
Suddenly Ted DiBiase comes out with a mic in his hand and this time there is no entrance music as Ted starts to insult cena with his new avatar "The Million Dollar Rap"
Yo Yo Yo Yo Cena your like a little tramp You think your tough because you live like a champ But when someone beats you your gonna see That you are just a Eminnem wannabe I will beat you up like it was a fight in an alley And after that you better get your a$$ back to Ohio Valley
So cena you think you are the only one who can rap and insult ppl but guess what u have got a good competiton.I had never expected that you would come here again and talk trash about me but i m not one of those who would let you go easily.You see john you are one guy who is really boiling my blood and when that happens there is no way out.I m not going to leave you without an epic fight and as far as batista is concerned you are lucky that you are standing in this ring.So cena u came out and tried to insult me in many occasions so i really think that if u want this so bad i willl give it to you.Well so im not going to stand back and sit like a fool.I have somthing to show you.Roll the clip please
This is a stupid man who says u cant see me.Well cena the way u wrestle i really dont see you cause your moves are boring like you.And by the way you said somthing to Maryse.I would like to tell you that she translated me and told me to inform that you are a garbage Let us see the next clip
Look what we have here,john cena with his signature taunt.Well you look like a lifeless man here and this is going to be you faith when you fight me.After this fight is over i m going to be the last man standing here and you are going to live your lifeless life with your sick jokes.
Ted throws the mic on the mat and leaves the ring.
Bling Daddy Admin
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:21 am
The million dollar crap. Walking around with your fake smile.Think you can rap just because you watched 8 Mile.Word on the street is that your money are decreasing.And you and Blackbeard share a bedroom sleep.Yo, this is the Chain Gang, we run the showdown.I go to the ring when my name is called.You can pick my number, you like playing with balls.Mess with me, you die slow, and explode, you wide load.Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road.and I'm here to show everybody where I'm coming from.Your a__ looks like two packs of chewed bubble gum.This battle is over, I know you can't win this.You spend your time putting buffets out of business.You scrammed like a coward knowing your going to lose this battle.What hired eminem to write u lyrics?you have some balls coming here but stealing lyrics so sackless
Batista are you shocked or something why didn't u say a word?So please, freeze, you can't hang on these,I get the dry heaves when I see your cottage cheese.You got bad knees, plus you're obese. You're so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease.So please, it's over, don't bother trying,call back Jared and get on Subway's diet. You, you're just a chump in a suit, man.And we all see that you're happy, 'Cause you're lookin' really gay.Drinking beer, eating at KFC, that's what you should talk about.You love eating greasy chicken thighs, you always swallow a bone
Micheal Cole:I'm sick of this trash talk someone should go there and beat the hell of him leaving him speechless
somebody get him a pole.Oh, no, no, no! I know how you can get one.Go on a date. With Michael Cole. gimme a little glance!I'll let you take a long look at the dragon, in my pants!And it's the Chain Gang, we keep it iced out like winter.If you don't like what I'm saying, put your face up on my spinner. Word life!
feartheviper Legend
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:26 am
OCC: AWESOME PROMO guyz, BD u rock at playing Cena. Gr8 Work !!!
Dashing Viper Crusador
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:45 am
I can also make such jokes but you r lucky that it does not suit my charcter!
feartheviper Legend
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:00 am
OCC: Dashing, I told u soo many times, u hav the chance to change to a better star, u dnt wanna change so stop complaining
Bling Daddy Admin
Subject: Re: Calling out the Animal Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:16 am
lol ftv's right u can change him to anything,and u can even change his finisher's name,theme song....