Subject: Calling Out The Deadman Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:14 am
The crowd was a graveyard and everyone was quite,speechless and petrified,but then suddenly someone breaks the silence.Suddenly John Cena's theme song hits as the crowd begins to boooo!Most of them aren't with the Cenation.As he walks out the ramp,he smiles a cocky smile and grins.Wearing a dog tag,nike shoes,and a gangster attitude.He snatches a mic from the staff.As he reaches the ring he turns towards the stairs and of the ring,and enters the ring.He grabs the mic,raises it to his mouth,and stares at the IIWF crowd with an ungrateful look
_-Doctor of Thuganomics-_ You people are the most gullible sets of fans that I have ever met! You really think I need to prove anything to you? You all know that I am the best this business has to offer!I mean, seriously,i beat Edge so badly that I'm suprised he even made it here in IIWF. I could beat everyone anytime, anywhere, anyplace...even the Undertaker my opponent for the most precious title in this business but I'm not going to do it now. In fact, when we will face off and when we will do,it will be purely on my terms. We're not going to have a match in front of these completely ungrateful idiots The hostility of the crowd increases. No, when i go one on one it will be an epic contest where I will truly prove to you that I am better than you.It will be in a Hell In a Cell match!
Cena chuckles to himself...
Yeah that's right the Dead man's backyard,oh and undertaker maybe who knows you can get custom paid for new threads,unlike your old rotten clothes that are found from the streets and wearing them for 10 years.Now it's time to rap and embarrass you like i embarrassed Edge.
Hey jr. your going down on your ass,just like ya fat momma, wen she sat down too fast,hey, did you know that you were a mistake,everyday your mom wishes the condom didn't break,but now your here and it's too late,for you to back down,man, who is this clown,u think u can flow,but heres a little quid pro quo,you think your the best wrestler crazy,but you just sound lazy,Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light and did you hear the news?that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"and when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion!
Yo u think your a badman and that well your not your the type who gets laughed at for being fat sitting in the corner man I'm a warn ya i roll with a click rob yo money your car and even your chick u ride a scrapyard i ride a ninja because u ain't nutting your a waste man u got no taste man that's why i get all the best clothes get yours from tescos so I'm ending this about to dismiss this diss before i go i guess ill have to take the piss because your making me laugh i'm about to release the rath of the one who is illa the lyrical killa a monstrosity of a mic shredda from head to feat in all nike my rhymes are sharper than a spike in fact keep yo bike because it's nothing but a dyke.Word em up!Now for your partner aka your bald brother.
Your so bald even a wig wouldn't help!so bald i can see what's on your mind and ,when you take a shower you get brain-washed.You are so bald that when you wear a turtleneck you look like roll on deodorant.Why don't you please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick a wooden leg up your butt and go as a caramel apple on Halloween!if you don't know what to wear.Now this is how we say a speech Undertaker!Not 5 sentences like a child,what got out of preschool and failed then?Now your my opponent at Money in the Bank and your unbeatable?seems to me your going to fall when you enter the ring.Your just a lil shit wrapped in seaweeds.I'm 33 and still have some abs unlike your moist potato puree,or mashed potatoes!This is why i'm hot and rich.Your so poor when you go to KFC,you lick other people's fingers!You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry,your so damn ugly,farmers use your picture as a scarecrow!
John Cena smiles with a smirk on his face and grins how he embarrassed his opponent...he waits for his opponent...
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