Yo mamma!!!

This is to see how much you can test your brain to make the funniest Yo Mamma joke.

Ill start:::::::::

Yo mamma so ugly... when she entered an ugly contest ! the jusdges said "Sorry no professionals "

~Continue the fight! Insulting one another~

this is stupid!

Bcoz ur mamma butt is so fat! Wen she sits...shes 3 feet taller!

you stupid! ....I got some backup from a little friend of mine named Max

Yo mamma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mamma so fat she takes a coaster bus to the mall and she is the only one in it!

yo mama is so hungry that she eats all the food on the dining table

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

yo mama is so ugly that people spits on her face

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

yo mama is so fat that every step she takes the earth moves

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

Yo mama's afro so big when she climbs in a car it looks like it has tinted windows

Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

yo mama is ugly that when she entered in an ugly contest they said:sorry no professionals

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

yo momma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest... they said "Sorry, no professionals"

OOC:I wrote that b4 already

Its just so great!

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone